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hovvells:

sexual orientation: phil in an oversized jumper

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drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

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kenzoji:

buckeebear:

"God Sam, can’t a grown, heterosexual man hold his centuries old angel’s hand for warmth?! I mean, come on, it’s common sense! Why waste time with gloves when you have your own, heaven-sent space heater right next to you?"

Comics are always fun~

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I love this shit!!

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katara:

98% of my life is ????? with a little ¿¿¿¿¿

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mmmlib:

Wobbling pumping thing. Complete cycle: tetrehedron > cube > octahedron > icosahedron > dodecahedron.

mmmlib:

Wobbling pumping thing. Complete cycle: tetrehedron > cube > octahedron > icosahedron > dodecahedron.

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

maybe-theres-wifi:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

Guess who just bought a plane ticket to go visit her amazing girlfriend in a month ❤️☺️

but aren’t you a girl

This just in: queer people exist

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theconsultingrenegade:

bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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ymcgay:

U KNOW WHAT I LOVE?

ART!

U KNOW WHAT IM BAD AT?

art

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chefboyardeezie:

banjo-jeff:

chefboyardeezie:

when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head

you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows

im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head

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riddlersgammon:

that time of year is approaching

scary lawn decorations

terrifying tv programs

people in costumes going door to door

election season

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